“Titillating title, right? Almost makes you want to curl up on the couch and watch a Lifetime movie.
For those of you that want to take that extra precaution before moving in (or at the very least, giving candy to that 45 year old trick-or-treater from down the street that shows up every year), click here. It’s a great site that will show you all of your neighborhood felons. It’ll almost make you regret being so curious.
And by the way, the guy in the picture above is not a felon. He’s a very, very productive member of society. Technically, it was a misdemeanor.